Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Happy Choo Seuk!! (Korean Thanksgiving)

The ONLY thing cuter than an entire kindergarten filled with small Asian children, is a kindergarten filled with Asian kids dressed in traditional ceremonial attire. My God...it was great









And my favorite picture:


Unfortunately, the two children at the end of the table posing for the picture are leaving, and today was their last day at the school. Alex on the right is moving to Vietnam with his family, and was very upset about leaving. :( I will miss him a lot......he was adorable and very smart. Kevin on the other hand was a class clown and the slowest student in class who left because of a dispute between his mom and our my director. I will miss him too, though.

*sigh*

.....now my homeroom class is down to four.....

Friday, September 18, 2009

My Joyful Class

heres some pics of some of my homeroom kids i took on our field trip today.


From left to right: Phil in the white shirt, Andy looking away at Kevin who is running his mouth as usual, and Alex looking down at the ground. James is standing in the back with his head cut off, and im positive he's not sure why he's standing.



Heres Alex wondering what the hell i'm doing...

James being James...just chillin and sitting for no reason. he's hilarious and one of the funniest and most stressing kids i've ever met. he's oblivious to the world but smart as hell. He's the kid who went to the water park on our last field trip and already had soaked his backup clothes before we left the school. he also at this last trip wore what you see; a matching sweat suit with the pants slightly too large, so the entire school got a good look at the full moon in the daytime when he was playing tug-of-war. and he could care less.

And here's Andy. If you couldnt tell, hes a clown. but he's very smart as well. the other kids in the back are some of the younger kids, and Andy likes to do his own thing which involves whatever the hell he wants to do at the time.

They're all great kids though, and I'm happy with my homeroom, and i only wish i could just teach them all day. That would be incredible.

P.S. - theres one more i didnt get a picture of and thats Daniel. I'll make sure to let yall see him next time.

PSS. - these were all taken with my cellphone, so that goes to show how freakin awesome it is!! Samsung rules Korea!!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Hey Meaghan..........

I wanted to show you something.




And I wont tell you where they are!!!

MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Saturday, September 12, 2009

I Hate The NFL

First and foremost, I obviously love football. This is why I hate the NFL. I personally think the NFL is too restrictive with its licensing for its own good.
Roger Goodell is a clown and a bad commissioner. He wants the NFL to expand to foreign markets, and wants to make the sport globally acknowledged and loved by all.

So why does he make it impossible for the sport to be seen anywhere outside the U.S.?

He has gone as far as exporting regular season games to London just to build a fan base.
So why the hell would he make it extremely hard to watch games online even in the U.K.?


Ehh, I might be able to care less...but it would be hard.


The NFL has an online service that allows you to watch all of the games of that season at any time for $20. NFL Rewind is only available in the U.S.

There is also NFL Field Pass, which allows you to listen to the live broadcast of any game, and its only $30. But theres no visual. Visual is a necessity.

NFL Game Pass is the only way that someone outside of the U.S. can watch an NFL game live, and it is a mere $240. You could pay $210, but that only allows you to follow one team and see only their games.

In the terms and conditions, though, it says that this feature is not available in the U.K. Why the hell not?

Also, while the product is described itself as "unlimited access to live and archived video of every NFL regular season and post-season game", it apparently is limited to the regular season only, and the "unlimited access" to an archive of video is actually only referring to access to video of the game within 1-3 hours after the live broadcast has ended.

This is my conversation with these clowns:




J.B. Love
Posted On: Sep 07 2009 10:30 AM

i am currently living in Korea, thus making it near impossible for me to watch any NFL games live since I work regularly (8am-5pm Tokyo time).

I would like to follow my Baltimore Ravens, but i would like to know:

Is there unlimited access to all of their games throughout the season available at any time in a game archive?

thanks for the help.



Derek Bowen
Posted On: Sep 11 2009 10:07 PM

JB,

Yes, this is umlimited access, but only to Baltimore games. You can watch the games either live, or in the on-demand archives between 1-3 hours after the live broadcast ends.

NFL Web Support




I hate you.

Sorry for the Hiatus...

I know its not good to leave the blog blank for a while after I post a story about being fake-kidnapped, but I've been very busy with work.

There's a lot going on at work like scheduling activities for an open classroom, trying to achieve and surpass the expectations of my boss and also trying to satisfy the expectations of the parents, all the while staying on the same page with my Korean co-teacher. (she is my co-teacher because we both share time teaching the same two classes, just at different times).

I also have been avoiding the church people, because they are apparently known among at least the people I know as being kind of crazy. Apparently one of my friend knows someone who went there and was asked to remove all her clothing, and others have just complained about being creeped out by their whole vibe.

So, yeah. A lot of work, and a lot of basketball.

Fun for the whole family.



And as far as new music is concerned, I've been listening to Nicolay's new mostly instrumental album City Lights vol. 2. Its cool stuff.


http://rapidshare.com/files/278236753/re.rar


I also have been anticipating this new collaboration album between KRS-One and Buckshot.


http://rapidshare.com/files/277759766/Krs-One_And_Buckshot-Survival_Skills-2009-H3X.rar

Good stuff.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

My Fun with Willing Kidnapping AKA Attack of the Evangelists!!

http://english.watv.org/


I recently met some evangelists recently posed as university students on my way to the gym to play basketball. One of the "students" approached me saying she was with a local University (I believe Hankook) and asked me if I could help her with an assignment that had to with the response of foreigners to certain religious information being developed by her church. She was with two other people who were business casual dressed and had what seemed to be DVD players and questionnaires. I thought it was more along the lines of a simple survey type, and since I was in a hurry, I responded, sure and scheduled to meet them Tuesday.

Monday comes and I get a call from the girl. She has some free time and wonders if I can meet. I say sure, because I wasn't busy, and truthfully I was (and still am) very interested in learning about all the various religions in the region, just because I'm interested in religion (and arguing / debating religious views).

If you don't know too much of my past, you may not know that I was extremely religious in high school, and prayed and read the Bible daily. I used to be well-versed on the material, and to this day I still cannot forget the entire New Testament (except Paul). Because of this background and the fact that I am not religious anymore, I tend to blend in with the secular majority who are not that familiar with the Bible, and while they have not become religious for various reasons and could be possible targets for church recruiters, I chose long ago to reject many organized religions for various reasons.

Back to the story.

I go out to meet these people and they tell me they want to eat with me. I say fine, and we go to their church which has a cafeteria in it. It was actually very modern looking and quite big, and I'm sorry for the lack of photos but I was trying to be as respectful of their beliefs as possible. You can click on the links though for visuals.


http://english.watv.org/mission/korea.html

Its the third down on the left. Bundang, Gyeonggi.


When I met up with the girl, she walks me to the church. On the way she is asking me about my beliefs, and many other questions. I explain to her that I believe in God, sure, why not. I'm just not sold on the Bible. And it's not even that I disbelieve it in its entirety, but I refuse to believe that it is the direct and absolute transcription of the word of God, which is what I found out these people were completely about once we started talking.

When we sat down and started talking, and I realized firmly that these people were not with any university, nor was I there to help them with any "research". Despite their claims to the contrary, they had really brought me there to try and convert me and save my soul, as well as make me a member in their church. We then sat there for 3 and a half hours, while they pitched me their beliefs which was actually quite radical.

They believe there are two Christian Gods.

Or at least two forms of God. A Heavenly Father and Mother. The Heavenly Father is the actual deity that most people believe in and the Heavenly Mother is the actual salvation, and is the form of Heaven, or the New Jerusalem that John the Baptist described descending from the sky in Revelations.
They believe this based on the specific translation of Genesis, where it refers to God in the plural numerous times, and later in Revelations when it refers to a Heavenly Bride. They also used the story of Abraham's son Isaac, in which they argued that since Heavenly blessing was not bestowed upon the his two son's through the male line of heritage but rather the mother's, that this was especially significant. They used Paul's Ephesians much as well, which was also brought up a major problem for me since they used the same passage that the U.S. government once used to justify slavery, quoting that the status of the mother would be passed unto the child.

They liked to use the story of Adam and Eve the most as a selling point for their views. They argued that the Bible quotes God as saying "We will create man in our image..." and that man was created in the Father's image, but that the plural is used to signify more than one presence. They said that the Mother God figure was needed to create Eve, since Adam was already created from His likeness. They also spoke about the importance of the family structure, and how God gave the woman special power to be a mother which allows us to bring life onto the planet and how this was also one of the most important functions we have as humans and animals.

Of course all of this proved futile, since I don't believe the words of the Bible are concrete, so their nitpicking over exact translations and interpretations was having no impact in my thinking. The only thing I really came away with was the genuine appreciation in their interpretation of certain readings and passages.



Like I said; its an interesting theory.

Of course I explained (because they asked me to) my beliefs, and how I didn't agree with the general idea that God had to be gendered in the first place, which was something they kind of wavered on. They seemed to agree that God was above gender and sex, but maintained the argument that He was style trapped in a gender role, since the family structure had to come from somewhere.


Visit the website and let me know what you think...

Barbershop Poles....AKA The Barbershop 4: Korean Adventure starring Anthony Anderson


Before I came to Korea, I naturally studied the culture and read many personal blogs about what to expect. Thankfully, I had already been interested in East Asian culture for sometime, so I was only interested in the smaller nuances that the general overview of a country cannot provide, and knowledge that can only come from someone living in the country for longer than a year or two.

If you notice in the background of the picture, there are double barbershop poles. Now before I left, I had thought that I learned the truth of these from various sources and people who seemed to be authorities on what can be seen on almost every street, since there are single and double poles everywhere. I had been told that the single poles are signs for a barbershop.


OK. I'm familiar with that.


I apparently was lied to by these same sources about the double poles, however, when I was told that they represent sexual massage parlors and are only really seen above family businesses and bookstores and what-not.

This is as true as the first statement about them, because I have only noticed them above small restaurants where businessmen get drunk or regular barber shops.

The red sign is NOT advertising a children's play place.


I have met many people here, and one of my most reliable sources on everything Korean is Phil, who is an Korean-American (from California) who has lived here now for close to five years. in foreigner terms, that is long as hell. He also is the best interpreter I have met in translating, and he explained the true meaning of the double barbershop poles, as he was puzzled about it himself long ago but has since learned the truth through experience.

Double barbershop poles are only advertising barbershops.

We're harmless.

For older men.

Combined with a sexual massage parlor for these same old men. So its a business specifically for older men who need a haircut, and an old prostitute (because they are old, too).

How that was lost in translation I'll never know...